Trash

Sometimes you gotta work a little
so you can ball a lot.

17th May ‘14

Aahh tried this and I am loving it. Who said shorts don’t look good on me?
I realy wanted to buy shorts for summer but I was always worried that I would look too bad and fat but turns out I look just fine ♥

17th May ‘14

Dear isha,
Pls never call some one whorish. It hurts my feminist heart.

17th May ‘14

I GET TO WATCH PRISON BREAK ON MY PHONE FUCK YEAH
I GOT NETFLIX ON MY PHONE AND WOW THIS SHIT IS GOOD

17th May ‘14

Isha just showed me the promposal for this chick who we went to middle school with and the way she said “yes” to the guy was fucking hilarious. Like show some enthusiasm girl!!! You dont have to look so pissed about it.

And on the other hand isha fried me two breafs and then two hotdogs and ofc I didnt complain but now I am hella thirsty. We are waiting at the bus stop and I am literally panting rn

17th May ‘14

I put the alarm for 9:30 am but then slept right through it and woke up at 1:20 pm to Isha calling me to get up. At least I feel better and my am not toppling over when I am trying to stand.
I am so fucking hungry tho god and isha didnt even bother cooking anything sighs

17th May ‘14

It is now 5:38 am and I have spent the entire night watching Prison Break and I have officially joined a new fandom you guys this is such a good thing.

Trying to stay up all night just gave me the worst headache. Cant stand with out toppling over to one side ugh

17th May ‘14

If my bf has them sighs
I have been single for 18 years of my life.
I am pretty sure I will be spending the next five to seven more years single.
Sighs

17th May ‘14

Moles are the cutest things ever and dont let anyone else tell you otherwise. I would play connect the dots 24/7 if my bf has them. Except the fact that I hate the one on my face.
Hate.
It.

17th May ‘14

Isha’s father came back and he is watching plumbing videos. And I just realized that I am going to have to make my husband do all the plumbing (HAR HAR HAR) because mechanical stuff doesn’t interest me at all and I dont want to waste a lot of money on it by calling other people to fix it for us.

17th May ‘14

Can I please have the laptop back? I have some serious Prison Break to be watching atm

Edit: HE WENT BACK TO HIS ROOM. THE ROOM IS NOW FATHER FREE. BRING ON THE INMATE VIOLENCE Y'ALL